I saw these answers to an online questionaire recently. And I had to respond.
> What genres of Music do you like? All kinds
[Well, evidently not. See below.]
> What genres of Music do you dislike? Rap, Hard Rock, Punk
[Ah, I see, so any music that has energy and spirit aside from perhaps, gospel.]
> Favorite Movie(s)? The mummy series
[I don't even know what to say. I'd like to sit this person down, prop open her eyes with toothpicks and force her to watch REAL movies until she changes her mind.]
> What Genre of Movies do you like? Sci-fi, suspense, action, romance
[Safe enough.]
> What Genre of Movies do you dislike? Horror
[I'm not a huge horror fan either...hey we almost agree on something!]
> Favorite Restaurant? To name a few: Olive Garden, Don Pablo's, Apple Bees
[You have never lived. Plus you can't even spell the name of your favorite *shudder* "restaurant": Applebees.]
> Favorite type of food? Italian, Mexican, American
[I would hazard a guess that she's never had actual Italian or Mexican food. I wonder what she considers "American" food? Soul food perhaps? Ha!]
> Favorite activities? Church
[Better than sex? You NEED to get out more.]
> Craziest thing you have ever done? Went on the ejection seat at the state fair.
[You have truly never lived.]
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